Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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