Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's never too late to be topless.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
