Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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