it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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