Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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