I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
did you just send me my own nude
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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