sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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