i barfeds in our rink
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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