If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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