I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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