erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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