I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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