I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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