There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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