I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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