: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
