SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
you made out with another girl for some wings
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
