I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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