he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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