He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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