Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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