he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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