I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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