their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
