On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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