I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i believe in u and ur pee
I want a musical about memes.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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