They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
