Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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