small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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