Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he puts the penis in happiness.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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