I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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