yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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