hotel room ftw
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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