..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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