On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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