She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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