I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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