Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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