Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
