Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
