1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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