I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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