Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You ate ashes out of my bong
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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