im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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