Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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