she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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