It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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