I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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