I think scott just propositioned me for sex
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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