I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
