The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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