so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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